Life's too short for the wrong job.

During my week of nothing but work, I get to spend most of my work time in front of my computer and designing my study area ! And when i take a break, I browse thru some of my friends blogs and found a post by ChunKeat which I find very interesting, he mentioned something about his ambition and how he manage to pin-point his life's target and becoming an architect.

At least I know that he had found what he wants and is working really hard to achieve it, and I wish him and his gf becoming cash loaded architects in the future soon!

But it make me wonder, does working hard and giving all ur best to achieve ur ambition really means anything, if the goal that u r aiming aint the ball game that u r born to play!

something like what happen to this ppl;

His childhood dream was to be a photographer.

Banker with a nice window view !

Dun even think of ordering teh tarik !

Try imagine the one working in the dryer !

Life are merely too short for us to make a mistake in our career choice. (BTW very creative advertisment !)

But at the end of the day, we ourselves made the choices to choose the career path that best suit us, and we should work very hard to achieve it, but some times it is just got all fucked up and u just got to screw urself for it and bare the suffering for the rest of ur life and we should just hope that he can go to heaven for his mistake !

Just by looking at his face tells u the sorrow that he is going thru !

Did u got urself into the wrong career or educational path? If YES, dun be sad just look at him and u will feel so much more better !

Life Sucks

Study week had started already. Almost everyone in USM have went back hometown to study for their exam, lucky for them all, I have to fucking stay back in campus to finish off my studio project which is one HELL of a pain in the ass. The project was initially proposed to end at around the last week of semester which is one week prior to study week,

This happens when the owner is stressed and frustrated.

but out of the blue our beloved lecturers suddenly decided to change the studio schedule, added new tasks and extent our studio project all the way until the very last day of examination. (these means that I have to fucking work during my exam period, how the fuck am I gonna fucking study ! although I had never really study before but still... it is my fucking holiday.)

And the worst thing is, KimKim had went back to KL to spend her study week with her family. Which means I am all FUCKING alone !

Thinking about the only person I love in my life.
U know who u r !

Due to the amount of work I got to rush in order for me to finish off my work before my exam starts, therefore for the past 3 days I had been working hard and non-stop in front of my computer, designing and planning the layout and design for my study area.

2 computers running simultaneously, 1 to design the other to render !

My team is proposing to set up a Penang University within Komtar complex's vacant lot to make full use of the interior spaces. This is some of my work progress, It is only 50% done. (FUCK !!)

I am proposing to convert the abandoned Shop houses in G.Town into student dormitory neighborhood.

Revived shop houses and improved facilities for the students.

Proposing a mix land use building development within my study area to spruce up the environment.

And u know what, I am so fucking busy , I didn't even had time to go out for food, so I settle my hunger by eating biscuit and instant noodles for each meal for the past 3 days, but

2 more meals and I gonna start eating newspaper !

Dammit ! Empty fridge.

my stock pile are running low, and i still got almost an entire week of work in front of me. LIFE SUCKS !

LIFE SUCKS when everyone is sitting at home enjoying their holiday and u r fucking working !
LIFE SUCKS when ur instant noodles are running low when u need them the most !
LIFE SUCKS when u got a huge fridge in the kitchen and there is nothing edible in it !
LIFE SUCKS when u r all alone at home doing work, when u should be somewhere else enjoying Life !
LIFE SUCKS when the one u love is no where around for u to hug !
LIFE SUCKS when ur blog post is full of the word FUCK ! and
LIFE SUCKS when u got tonnes of work laying around and u still manage to squeeze time to update ur blog !

LIFE REALLY SUCK BIG TIME !
everyone leave some of ur LIFE SUCKS comment so I can know how SUCKED UP ur life really is !

Tapau, Bungkus and Take Out !

Today, i found this online, it is pictures of Bentō ( a single portion take out or home packed meal common in Japan cuisine). All the Bentō here are actually real food that can be consumed.

Sleeping little teddy bear

Chipmunk

Dun know what this is but it is sure cute as hell !

Frog O Filet

Cake or Rice ? RiceCake I guess.

This is their version of Curry Rice with a dog taking a bath in it.

Can it be anymore cuter ?

Yes it can !

Even their food container look nicer then ours !

Looking at all this food art really makes u lose appetite looking at our own local Bentō.

It is lunch time again, Same old shit just different time !

Sometimes u got to really wonder, whether Independents from the Jap and Brit really make us more better @ advance ?

At least better than him !

What do u think ?

Friends & Heroes

We Chinese have this saying, "U depends upon ur family at home, but U depends on ur friends outside". (Fucking old proverb from the ancient Chinese and it is Fucking True !)

That is why "FRIENDS" is still been watched today and rated as the most successful sitcom ever to come out from the state. Because, from a guy's perspective every man wants to be "FRIENDS", why ?

The cast of Friends

All of them get paid a cool million per episode! (FRMF- Fucking Rich Mutha Fucker) and they get to work with her

Jennifer Aniston.

But there is a new show in town and it is called "Heroes". The storyline talks about human biological evolution that creates superhumans with special powers & abilities, and the plot is the world that we know of is gonna be destroy unless they all do something about it.

This is different from ur normal hero movies because some of them got very unique superpowers. Ability to control time & space, communicate with machines, mind reading, walk thru walls, paint the future and super-speed healing.

Both "Friends" and "Heroes" are highly successful and I love them both. But after u watched them over and over again, u will start to wonder what if u combine both show into 1 and u r part of the show.

I present to u my show,

my SHOW, my HEROES, my FRIENDS.

These are the ppls that are always by my side supporting and helping me whenever I am in deep shit, so

Save the Outrageous Blogger, Save the world !

If Albert Wu became rich, famous and powerful !

Have u wonder what will happen to the world, if I were to become very very RICH, FAMOUS and POWERFUL ! Let me show u what the world will become;

There will be giant poster of me hanging outside ur office building, cause I own it and u r included.

My face will represent all the retail shop in the world, cause I own them too.

I am so desperately needed by everyone, I am a permanent display at Time Square skyline.

Lets just say that my pic will be placed everywhere, even at places that no one goes.

I am so rich and famous,the entire female population in the world will want to have a piece of me.

Especially those sexy kinky ones,

Even Victoria will be a fan of mine,

and supermodels want nothing but ME on them.

And HELL ! they are so crazy over me, I might even put my picture on their currency notes.

But just hope that all this fame and power will not turn me into this,

The Force is strong in me.

Why do men take second wives?

This is an article from The Star. I came across the article while i was having my supper at this Bak Ku Teh (a kind of cuisine that has pork cooked in herbal soup) restaurant in G.town . It kept me thinking throughout my whole supper, why would a man want to have multiple wives !

There are many reason why some men want to have multiple wives.

• Men believe that the more women u can handle, means the more powerful u r in everyone eyes ! (need me to explain where powerful ?)

Sacrifice i made for blogging, took me awhile to get it up though !

• They are rich with too much money and too little ways to spend their money, so they will have many wives to help him spend those money (why can't they just have me !);

• They are poor with no money and too fucking lazy to work, so they will have many wives to help him get money and in return, FUCK all of them in 1 go and make sure they all love each others;

Abu Bakar,
the man that successfully lets the whole Malaysia know that he is fulfilling his quota.

• Men are genetically engineered to be fascinated with games that have many whores holes and the more holes it get the merrier it gets;

Pool : U need plenty of balls and a stiff COCK cue to play all the holes

Golf : 18 holes ! Need me say more.

• But some believes that having too many wives are troublesome, so they have mates.

Hefner, My childhood idol with his playmates.

But for me ! there is only one reason for why some men want to have multiple wives and it is actually quite simple. I will attempt to explain it to all my readers using a teapot set that i manage to find.

Have u seen a teapot that only have 1 teacup ?

Teapot that only have a cup.
(Not me !)

It is stupid and ridiculous for a teapot set to only have a cup. All teapot set in the world, no matter what culture it is from, which human civilization uses it or what country that manufactures it, always come in a set that has more than 1 cup.

It will be very weird looking for a Teapot set to only have 1 cup. There should be many cups to accompany the teapot and the amount of teacups is base on the volume that the teapot can supply to for each individual cup, so the bigger the holding volume of the teapot the more cups it will have.

Now this is more like it.

Conclusion :-
Men are just like the teapot and the women are the teacups, we are made this way. Men will only look NORMAL with many wives and some women kind of digg it. Therefore, it is NORMAL for a man to have many wives.

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But FUCK NORMAL, I don't want to be NORMAL, I refuse to be NORMAL and I will never be NORMAL,

I want to be OUTRAGEOUS !

How do Transformers reproduce !

Recently me and Kimkim went to watch "Eagle Eye" and i only got 2 words for it ! "Damn Fucking Good" (fucking good is recognized as a word in my vocab, Sorry !)

"Eagle Eye" one of the best movie in 2008

All the actors inside the movie are damn good, especially Shia LaBeouf . He is the new kid on the block, almost all his new movies i gave a very high rating except of course "Indiana" which is, kind of sad case if compared to the older ones.

After watching him that night, i went back home and re watch "Transformer the Movie episode 1" (episode 2 is on the way, with far more cooler Transformers), suddenly something struck me.

Protect or Destroy

All the transformer in the movie talks and acts like a normal human being, they have rank status,they have characteristics & behaviors, they surf world wide web (especially eBay not mudah or lelong, i wander do they read blogs too ?), they bully others, they complaint to their boss,they die, they help friends to get chick, they like to show off, they kill others so that they dun get kill and HELL ! they can also lubricate (urinate in our terms).

But what fascinate me is that if they are so similar to us humans,do they actually reproduce like us too ! Feeling curious and unable to sleep thinking about it. (mainly i was thinking of what kind of sex position they will be doing and how will their sperm looks like !)

Will it be something like this

Guys ! get urself a garage pls !

Or this,

Transformer Orgy Sex that got out of hand

and how will their sperm look like,

Try imagine them wiggling .
U will know what i mean !

So I crawl up from my bed and did some late night research and found a lot of information that only nerds and weirdos can make sense of, because they are the one that think out all this shit.

Lets google it, and see !

google search

I don't even work this hard for my assignments.

Check out what i found,

1. There are actually female transformers. Don't believe click here.
2. They have intimate love relationship exactly like humans.


3. They actually have various methods to reproduce compare to our Primitive and Primate method. Don't believe click here.
4. They do hump and thrust just like us human do! (try imagine the sound they make during orgasm ! vrom, VrooooM , VROOOOMMMMMMMM !)
5. There are no existing Transformer Porn for those that like robotic fetish,
6. They r fictional thus not real,
7. Who cares how the fuck they fuck ! As long as they fight each other, destroy highways & buildings, shoot cannons and sonicwave, make fun of Nokia handphones and,
8. I got to stop wasting my time on this nonsense and get back to SLEEP.

p.s. : Can't wait for the next Transformer movie !