Tapau, Bungkus and Take Out !

Today, i found this online, it is pictures of Bentō ( a single portion take out or home packed meal common in Japan cuisine). All the Bentō here are actually real food that can be consumed.

Sleeping little teddy bear

Chipmunk

Dun know what this is but it is sure cute as hell !

Frog O Filet

Cake or Rice ? RiceCake I guess.

This is their version of Curry Rice with a dog taking a bath in it.

Can it be anymore cuter ?

Yes it can !

Even their food container look nicer then ours !

Looking at all this food art really makes u lose appetite looking at our own local Bentō.

It is lunch time again, Same old shit just different time !

Sometimes u got to really wonder, whether Independents from the Jap and Brit really make us more better @ advance ?

At least better than him !

What do u think ?

Friends & Heroes

We Chinese have this saying, "U depends upon ur family at home, but U depends on ur friends outside". (Fucking old proverb from the ancient Chinese and it is Fucking True !)

That is why "FRIENDS" is still been watched today and rated as the most successful sitcom ever to come out from the state. Because, from a guy's perspective every man wants to be "FRIENDS", why ?

The cast of Friends

All of them get paid a cool million per episode! (FRMF- Fucking Rich Mutha Fucker) and they get to work with her

Jennifer Aniston.

But there is a new show in town and it is called "Heroes". The storyline talks about human biological evolution that creates superhumans with special powers & abilities, and the plot is the world that we know of is gonna be destroy unless they all do something about it.

This is different from ur normal hero movies because some of them got very unique superpowers. Ability to control time & space, communicate with machines, mind reading, walk thru walls, paint the future and super-speed healing.

Both "Friends" and "Heroes" are highly successful and I love them both. But after u watched them over and over again, u will start to wonder what if u combine both show into 1 and u r part of the show.

I present to u my show,

my SHOW, my HEROES, my FRIENDS.

These are the ppls that are always by my side supporting and helping me whenever I am in deep shit, so

Save the Outrageous Blogger, Save the world !

If Albert Wu became rich, famous and powerful !

Have u wonder what will happen to the world, if I were to become very very RICH, FAMOUS and POWERFUL ! Let me show u what the world will become;

There will be giant poster of me hanging outside ur office building, cause I own it and u r included.

My face will represent all the retail shop in the world, cause I own them too.

I am so desperately needed by everyone, I am a permanent display at Time Square skyline.

Lets just say that my pic will be placed everywhere, even at places that no one goes.

I am so rich and famous,the entire female population in the world will want to have a piece of me.

Especially those sexy kinky ones,

Even Victoria will be a fan of mine,

and supermodels want nothing but ME on them.

And HELL ! they are so crazy over me, I might even put my picture on their currency notes.

But just hope that all this fame and power will not turn me into this,

The Force is strong in me.

Why do men take second wives?

This is an article from The Star. I came across the article while i was having my supper at this Bak Ku Teh (a kind of cuisine that has pork cooked in herbal soup) restaurant in G.town . It kept me thinking throughout my whole supper, why would a man want to have multiple wives !

There are many reason why some men want to have multiple wives.

• Men believe that the more women u can handle, means the more powerful u r in everyone eyes ! (need me to explain where powerful ?)

Sacrifice i made for blogging, took me awhile to get it up though !

• They are rich with too much money and too little ways to spend their money, so they will have many wives to help him spend those money (why can't they just have me !);

• They are poor with no money and too fucking lazy to work, so they will have many wives to help him get money and in return, FUCK all of them in 1 go and make sure they all love each others;

Abu Bakar,
the man that successfully lets the whole Malaysia know that he is fulfilling his quota.

• Men are genetically engineered to be fascinated with games that have many whores holes and the more holes it get the merrier it gets;

Pool : U need plenty of balls and a stiff COCK cue to play all the holes

Golf : 18 holes ! Need me say more.

• But some believes that having too many wives are troublesome, so they have mates.

Hefner, My childhood idol with his playmates.

But for me ! there is only one reason for why some men want to have multiple wives and it is actually quite simple. I will attempt to explain it to all my readers using a teapot set that i manage to find.

Have u seen a teapot that only have 1 teacup ?

Teapot that only have a cup.
(Not me !)

It is stupid and ridiculous for a teapot set to only have a cup. All teapot set in the world, no matter what culture it is from, which human civilization uses it or what country that manufactures it, always come in a set that has more than 1 cup.

It will be very weird looking for a Teapot set to only have 1 cup. There should be many cups to accompany the teapot and the amount of teacups is base on the volume that the teapot can supply to for each individual cup, so the bigger the holding volume of the teapot the more cups it will have.

Now this is more like it.

Conclusion :-
Men are just like the teapot and the women are the teacups, we are made this way. Men will only look NORMAL with many wives and some women kind of digg it. Therefore, it is NORMAL for a man to have many wives.

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But FUCK NORMAL, I don't want to be NORMAL, I refuse to be NORMAL and I will never be NORMAL,

I want to be OUTRAGEOUS !

How do Transformers reproduce !

Recently me and Kimkim went to watch "Eagle Eye" and i only got 2 words for it ! "Damn Fucking Good" (fucking good is recognized as a word in my vocab, Sorry !)

"Eagle Eye" one of the best movie in 2008

All the actors inside the movie are damn good, especially Shia LaBeouf . He is the new kid on the block, almost all his new movies i gave a very high rating except of course "Indiana" which is, kind of sad case if compared to the older ones.

After watching him that night, i went back home and re watch "Transformer the Movie episode 1" (episode 2 is on the way, with far more cooler Transformers), suddenly something struck me.

Protect or Destroy

All the transformer in the movie talks and acts like a normal human being, they have rank status,they have characteristics & behaviors, they surf world wide web (especially eBay not mudah or lelong, i wander do they read blogs too ?), they bully others, they complaint to their boss,they die, they help friends to get chick, they like to show off, they kill others so that they dun get kill and HELL ! they can also lubricate (urinate in our terms).

But what fascinate me is that if they are so similar to us humans,do they actually reproduce like us too ! Feeling curious and unable to sleep thinking about it. (mainly i was thinking of what kind of sex position they will be doing and how will their sperm looks like !)

Will it be something like this

Guys ! get urself a garage pls !

Or this,

Transformer Orgy Sex that got out of hand

and how will their sperm look like,

Try imagine them wiggling .
U will know what i mean !

So I crawl up from my bed and did some late night research and found a lot of information that only nerds and weirdos can make sense of, because they are the one that think out all this shit.

Lets google it, and see !

google search

I don't even work this hard for my assignments.

Check out what i found,

1. There are actually female transformers. Don't believe click here.
2. They have intimate love relationship exactly like humans.


3. They actually have various methods to reproduce compare to our Primitive and Primate method. Don't believe click here.
4. They do hump and thrust just like us human do! (try imagine the sound they make during orgasm ! vrom, VrooooM , VROOOOMMMMMMMM !)
5. There are no existing Transformer Porn for those that like robotic fetish,
6. They r fictional thus not real,
7. Who cares how the fuck they fuck ! As long as they fight each other, destroy highways & buildings, shoot cannons and sonicwave, make fun of Nokia handphones and,
8. I got to stop wasting my time on this nonsense and get back to SLEEP.

p.s. : Can't wait for the next Transformer movie !