This is A FUCKING long Post !

I know many of u all that had been following my blog has been wondering what the fuck happened to me and that I haven't updated my blog for like ages. Well, I was freaking lazy and busy to update my blog that is why ! haha ... (hope that u all believe it)

Well, I am going to continue blogging, because i just freaking miss it weh ! haha... thru out my months of frozen state, i have accumulate tonnes of new freaking outrageous shit to share with U all, but for this post, I am just going to update what happened in this few months in my life. Well I am going to start from the early part of this year, were me and some of my studio mates went to Indonesia for our studio trip, one of the place that we went was Tanau Toba !

Danau Toba's Rumah Kampung

Me posing beside the Danau Toba, one of the largest lake in Indonesia.

Early morning of the Lake.

Me and my studio mates

During the visit, I manage to see alot of the weird looking kampung house that Danau Toba has. It gave me an impression that the architects that design this kampung houses back then, was pretty horny architects. Done believe me, just look at the horns that they have for the roof and the doors !

Check out that wicked horny roof !

Still Don't believe me, they have this craved out on the walls of their buildings too.

D cup wooden breast !

The trip to Indonesia was "Quite" rewarding, I get to see how lucky I am to have all the proper infrastructure for leisure and education. Unlike this 2-

This is what happened when u are lack in education and leisure, u headbutt each other just to see who last longer.

The food at Indonesia is also very "Diverse", But

I had this every single fucking day, for every single fucking meal. It kinds of sick after the second day straight after eating it.

But they do serve very delicious juice !

Juice Buah Maukisa (aka. passion fruit juice)

Fuck, Caught eating too much !

This is called Drumstick Donut. Damn GOOD !

and Fanta too very famous over there and also Japan !

Here are some other crazy outrageous shit i did over there.
I bought myself a freaking wicked cane said to possess mystical powers !

I was CONNED !

Maybe because I did this kua !

I also manage to molest a wooden statue,

Some pretty handful breasts I must say.

I also manage to do some GTA, not your normal Grand Theft Auto k. This is

Grand Theft Ais-Kirm, GTA.

I think some where after the trip, I got this HBP night. Can't really figure out the dates of all this events, it has been so long ! Guys also like to take self portraits in toilet too !

Me and my Bros !

I manage to take some pretty "GAYA" pictures that night, and this is the ones I liked the most.

She look pretty beautiful herself too.

After the dinner, it is straight to the after party.

Black Label Style of course.

Kimkim manage to join us for the after party !

KIMKIM and ME !

Lucky she came ! Because I was DAMN FUCKING

HAMMERED.

I had my convocation on August. 3 fucking years of sleepless nights, numerous fucked up assignments and rejections, all boils down to 13 seconds of this very precious and important moment !

Worth it ?
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(tears falling down my cheek)

Kimkim and me, celebrating my convo.

My parents ! Without them, this day will never had happened ! Thank You.... !

Recently I had this wonderful lantern night party at my friend's place. It started very well until, they start playing a card guessing game, and the punishment for losing is to eat some pretty nasty shit ! How nasty ? Check this out,

Mayo+Soy sauce+Chili sauce+Salt+Pepper+lettuce Sandwich.

Guess what, I lost that night, so i reckon i got to summon,

My Balls and fucking go for it !

This is not funny at all k. I almost vomited ! But manage to flush it down with the help of a good old friend, Carlsberg !

The losers !

Anyway, this is what briefly happened to me for the past few months after the war. I promise I will continue to blog after this. Stay tuned for more outrageous shit from me !

Do U think I should start blogging again.

I had not update this blog for like 8 months already weh. My hand are starting to itch again already. Do u think i should start blogging again ?

I start my 2009 with a 'War'

1st of all, Happy New Year to all my friends and my blog readers. It is 2009 and I hope everyone is fine and healthy.

Happy New Year Everyone !

Looking at the pic, U must be wondering why there is someone at the background and I seen to be outside waiting for something. And it is true that I am waiting for something, I am waiting for a battle !

I am going to play War Game.

After so many years, I am still playing with toy guns !

Before we started to give ourselves the 1st adrenaline rush of the year, we must first go thru a series of tutoring by this man !

Our instructor for the day, Professional paintball player/soldier.

after the long and draggy introduction to paintball (actually he was trying to scare the shit about how dangerous paintball could be) everyone wasn't giving a shit about it, everyone is just too hype up about getting started and so we eagerly get equipped and enter the battle zone. After we had enter the warzone, we decided to split into 2 groups by the difference of the length of our pants !

The Long Panted Ones VS.
The Short Panted Ones
(Lucky no one ever wear skirts to war)

While waiting for everything to get in place, me and kimkim manage to camwhore infront of everyone.

Kimkim protect me !

Kimkim So CooL (Hou You Yeng Ah) !!

Other ppl in my team, See all shorts !

When the game started, everyone was running like hell to secure the position that we all had planned to launch our assault on the opposing team. There were pallets flying everywhere and for the 1st time in my life dodged a few shots like NEO in the Matrix (the pallets wasn't travelling as fast as everyone thought).

The 1st game, I didn't got shot but I ran out of pallets and had to surrender. The second game started out soon after we had all reloaded, but very unlucky as always, I was shot in the head and biceps damn bloody early of the round before I even had the chance to pull my trigger yet ! For the rest of the game, I was BENCHED.

Been benched doesn't look good at all ! Should had practice more with my Counter Strike before I come today ! Dammit...

But sitting at the side line wasn't as bad as it seen. I get to take pictures of my mates getting shot in their face and it was even more fun watching from the side. Here are some WarGame actions that I manage to capture.

Kimkim and Elaine camping on the right flank of the field.

everyone shooting and dodging.

even beckham joined us !

Peter going in for a KILL !

No caption required for this picture. Beckham come join me at the bench.

Simply the coolest pose !

He thought he had won and got ambush!

after everyone had done playing, we all gather outside and started to compare our wounds. (boys just like to showoff their injuries infront of everyone just to show how tough we are)

I got shot on my arm ! it didn't hurt cause it only got the best part of my muscles !

Alan got this from a friendly fire from behind by one of his team member !

Jia Xian got the worse wound of us all !

Dun think it will leave a scar, but it is sure pain as Hell for him. At least the girls diggs it !

Paintball or Painball ? U ask him urself !

At the end of the day, everyone was tired, wet, dirty, hurt, broke(financially) and damn satisfied with the WarGame. A very good chapter to start off the year.

Happy New Year to Everyone !

This Old Man is CooL

Today is Christmas! Been a very good boy this year, I woke up very early, brush my teeth, clear my bed and update my blog. While doing so, I came across this article in “The Star”

This is a 66' Volvo (They looked much desirable back then, unlike the ugly box they have now )

An 86-year-old man named Ngah Muhamad had been living in his MC456, Volvo Car (as shown on the above picture is the coupe version, cant seen to find the sedan version), parked at Kampung Alor Teratai, Kuala Besut.

Home, sweet home: Ngah taking it easy in his ‘66 Volvo.

It’s a parking lot of the Alor Teratai mosque which gave him a “permanent place and allowed him to use facilities at the place of worship.” Ngah has turned his dream car – a 1966 Volvo 122C (registration number MC456) which he bought for RM16,000 in 1975 – into his home for the last six years.

U will ask why an old man wants to live in a car (let alone and old car/Volvo)? The reason was that Ngah decided to live in the car after the death of his wife in 2002.

“I bought the Volvo because she had this passion for the model. This is the car that I use to bring her out on dates. It brings back memories of her,” he said.

Asked why he was living in the car and if he owns a house, he said nonchalantly: “You know if you love someone so much, what they long for during their existence should be cherished".

“I really can’t explain; this is fondness for someone you love so much, you can only understand me once you have lost someone dear".

Merry Christmas Romantic Old Man

(Hope u see ur love one ASAP)

(JUST KIDDING)

To anyone out there that is reading my blog regarding this post, pls share about what u will do for ur love one in order to cherish them in ur heart forever !

Economic Crisis

The world is facing a tough time with the economic crisis that is destroying everyone's life ! Many people lose their job, pay and money. But in order for survival, everyone is willing to do anything (I meant anything which means anything possible k !) to continue living.

here is some example of people trying to make a living doing stuff that is out of the box (stupid, crazy and god blessed outrageous).

A new policeman in CHINA

Typical "Get Rich or Die Trying"

A Monk / A snatch thief

Even monks need to eat k !

A shoe cleaner.

He is just like a gynaecologists (u can see it but u just can't fuck it)

Married to a rich woman

I forgot to mention that the wife is ugly though.

Construction Workers

Be careful bro !

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Don't know what she work as but it is sure not a good sight !

Showgirl

it was a Lamborghini k, back in the 50's lah !

More Showgirls

Now ! that is a good truck everyone.

I kept the best for last, (this is for the gals out there, that is desperate for money and willing to sacrifice their body for the sake of survival.) is to become a PORNSTAR not a prostitute ! (there is a difference k)

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Poor Guy or Poor Gal ! (I let u decide urself k)