MY FUTURE

U know what, I been thinking a lot about MY FUTURE and I dun see a very bright future for myself. Not because I am not good or I suck at the things I do but it is just that I feel that normal everyday job where u go to ur office 5am in the morning to avoid traffic jams and reach home around 9pm because u got OT just doesn't taste like my cup of tea !

I want to be in a job that is always exciting, get to work with different people every time and the best of all be very satisfied with my job accomplishments ! After giving a thought about what kind of job or career that fulfill the upper criteria, I finally come out with the perfect job that suits my criterion.

And the job is becoming A MALE PORNSTAR ! Definition of A MALE PORNSTAR, is someone who appears in pornographic film, photographs and live show. All they do is just be naked and FUCK all day long! Now that is exciting, first criteria fulfilled !

They get to work with other different people, All the fucking time ! With producer, make-up artist, and especially FEMALE PORNSTARS ! And u know the job will be always satisfying if u know what I mean. (U r getting paid for having no string attached sex, what can be more satisfying then this !)

But from my past experience on porno movies, I found that all the Male actors are all,

Fucking good looking

They got body that is all buildup and tone like an athlete and

they got working tool the size of an bat that can fuck all day long.

But, I am

Not very good looking,

My body is not as tone and built like them, and HELL
i might even have BOOBIES bigger than some of the female pornstars.

And the worst things is

my working tool is like a pen compared to the pornstar's bat ! FUCK......

Finally, I noticed that I might NEVER have a chance to become a pornstar because of my looks, my body and my size, unless I am going to be interested acting in something like this

HELL NO !

But one day, I found some pics online and all my hopes are up again. It is some snapshots of a Japanese Porn Movie and guess what I found ! One of the Male actor looking something like this,

What the fuck ! KNNCCB ! Cibai Tulan !

And the following snapshot even more tulan, it shows him having great fun with the female doctor (Not real doctor, just a female pornstar acting as a doctor, abathen~!).

Female doctor like this only exist in PORN ! Keep Dreaming Pervs !

And by the look of it, his tool is

just a cap compare to mine !

If this ulgy ass face fucker can get himself a role in a porno movie, HELL ! I think I might still have a shot in becoming a pornstar. But after feeling piss off that an ulgy ass face fucker can get sex with such a hotty, I realize that i actually dun want to be a pornstar. And do u want to know why !

It is because the great Outrageous Albert Wu will only sleep (fuck) a gal that he says "I LOVE U" to. And why cares so much about MY FUTURE, as long as I have her by my side.

This is MY FUTURE.

JUST RELAX AND LET IT BE.

Life's too short for the wrong job.

During my week of nothing but work, I get to spend most of my work time in front of my computer and designing my study area ! And when i take a break, I browse thru some of my friends blogs and found a post by ChunKeat which I find very interesting, he mentioned something about his ambition and how he manage to pin-point his life's target and becoming an architect.

At least I know that he had found what he wants and is working really hard to achieve it, and I wish him and his gf becoming cash loaded architects in the future soon!

But it make me wonder, does working hard and giving all ur best to achieve ur ambition really means anything, if the goal that u r aiming aint the ball game that u r born to play!

something like what happen to this ppl;

His childhood dream was to be a photographer.

Banker with a nice window view !

Dun even think of ordering teh tarik !

Try imagine the one working in the dryer !

Life are merely too short for us to make a mistake in our career choice. (BTW very creative advertisment !)

But at the end of the day, we ourselves made the choices to choose the career path that best suit us, and we should work very hard to achieve it, but some times it is just got all fucked up and u just got to screw urself for it and bare the suffering for the rest of ur life and we should just hope that he can go to heaven for his mistake !

Just by looking at his face tells u the sorrow that he is going thru !

Did u got urself into the wrong career or educational path? If YES, dun be sad just look at him and u will feel so much more better !

Life Sucks

Study week had started already. Almost everyone in USM have went back hometown to study for their exam, lucky for them all, I have to fucking stay back in campus to finish off my studio project which is one HELL of a pain in the ass. The project was initially proposed to end at around the last week of semester which is one week prior to study week,

This happens when the owner is stressed and frustrated.

but out of the blue our beloved lecturers suddenly decided to change the studio schedule, added new tasks and extent our studio project all the way until the very last day of examination. (these means that I have to fucking work during my exam period, how the fuck am I gonna fucking study ! although I had never really study before but still... it is my fucking holiday.)

And the worst thing is, KimKim had went back to KL to spend her study week with her family. Which means I am all FUCKING alone !

Thinking about the only person I love in my life.
U know who u r !

Due to the amount of work I got to rush in order for me to finish off my work before my exam starts, therefore for the past 3 days I had been working hard and non-stop in front of my computer, designing and planning the layout and design for my study area.

2 computers running simultaneously, 1 to design the other to render !

My team is proposing to set up a Penang University within Komtar complex's vacant lot to make full use of the interior spaces. This is some of my work progress, It is only 50% done. (FUCK !!)

I am proposing to convert the abandoned Shop houses in G.Town into student dormitory neighborhood.

Revived shop houses and improved facilities for the students.

Proposing a mix land use building development within my study area to spruce up the environment.

And u know what, I am so fucking busy , I didn't even had time to go out for food, so I settle my hunger by eating biscuit and instant noodles for each meal for the past 3 days, but

2 more meals and I gonna start eating newspaper !

Dammit ! Empty fridge.

my stock pile are running low, and i still got almost an entire week of work in front of me. LIFE SUCKS !

LIFE SUCKS when everyone is sitting at home enjoying their holiday and u r fucking working !
LIFE SUCKS when ur instant noodles are running low when u need them the most !
LIFE SUCKS when u got a huge fridge in the kitchen and there is nothing edible in it !
LIFE SUCKS when u r all alone at home doing work, when u should be somewhere else enjoying Life !
LIFE SUCKS when the one u love is no where around for u to hug !
LIFE SUCKS when ur blog post is full of the word FUCK ! and
LIFE SUCKS when u got tonnes of work laying around and u still manage to squeeze time to update ur blog !

LIFE REALLY SUCK BIG TIME !
everyone leave some of ur LIFE SUCKS comment so I can know how SUCKED UP ur life really is !

Tapau, Bungkus and Take Out !

Today, i found this online, it is pictures of Bentō ( a single portion take out or home packed meal common in Japan cuisine). All the Bentō here are actually real food that can be consumed.

Sleeping little teddy bear

Chipmunk

Dun know what this is but it is sure cute as hell !

Frog O Filet

Cake or Rice ? RiceCake I guess.

This is their version of Curry Rice with a dog taking a bath in it.

Can it be anymore cuter ?

Yes it can !

Even their food container look nicer then ours !

Looking at all this food art really makes u lose appetite looking at our own local Bentō.

It is lunch time again, Same old shit just different time !

Sometimes u got to really wonder, whether Independents from the Jap and Brit really make us more better @ advance ?

At least better than him !

What do u think ?

Friends & Heroes

We Chinese have this saying, "U depends upon ur family at home, but U depends on ur friends outside". (Fucking old proverb from the ancient Chinese and it is Fucking True !)

That is why "FRIENDS" is still been watched today and rated as the most successful sitcom ever to come out from the state. Because, from a guy's perspective every man wants to be "FRIENDS", why ?

The cast of Friends

All of them get paid a cool million per episode! (FRMF- Fucking Rich Mutha Fucker) and they get to work with her

Jennifer Aniston.

But there is a new show in town and it is called "Heroes". The storyline talks about human biological evolution that creates superhumans with special powers & abilities, and the plot is the world that we know of is gonna be destroy unless they all do something about it.

This is different from ur normal hero movies because some of them got very unique superpowers. Ability to control time & space, communicate with machines, mind reading, walk thru walls, paint the future and super-speed healing.

Both "Friends" and "Heroes" are highly successful and I love them both. But after u watched them over and over again, u will start to wonder what if u combine both show into 1 and u r part of the show.

I present to u my show,

my SHOW, my HEROES, my FRIENDS.

These are the ppls that are always by my side supporting and helping me whenever I am in deep shit, so

Save the Outrageous Blogger, Save the world !