This Old Man is CooL

Today is Christmas! Been a very good boy this year, I woke up very early, brush my teeth, clear my bed and update my blog. While doing so, I came across this article in “The Star”

This is a 66' Volvo (They looked much desirable back then, unlike the ugly box they have now )

An 86-year-old man named Ngah Muhamad had been living in his MC456, Volvo Car (as shown on the above picture is the coupe version, cant seen to find the sedan version), parked at Kampung Alor Teratai, Kuala Besut.

Home, sweet home: Ngah taking it easy in his ‘66 Volvo.

It’s a parking lot of the Alor Teratai mosque which gave him a “permanent place and allowed him to use facilities at the place of worship.” Ngah has turned his dream car – a 1966 Volvo 122C (registration number MC456) which he bought for RM16,000 in 1975 – into his home for the last six years.

U will ask why an old man wants to live in a car (let alone and old car/Volvo)? The reason was that Ngah decided to live in the car after the death of his wife in 2002.

“I bought the Volvo because she had this passion for the model. This is the car that I use to bring her out on dates. It brings back memories of her,” he said.

Asked why he was living in the car and if he owns a house, he said nonchalantly: “You know if you love someone so much, what they long for during their existence should be cherished".

“I really can’t explain; this is fondness for someone you love so much, you can only understand me once you have lost someone dear".

Merry Christmas Romantic Old Man

(Hope u see ur love one ASAP)

(JUST KIDDING)

To anyone out there that is reading my blog regarding this post, pls share about what u will do for ur love one in order to cherish them in ur heart forever !

Economic Crisis

The world is facing a tough time with the economic crisis that is destroying everyone's life ! Many people lose their job, pay and money. But in order for survival, everyone is willing to do anything (I meant anything which means anything possible k !) to continue living.

here is some example of people trying to make a living doing stuff that is out of the box (stupid, crazy and god blessed outrageous).

A new policeman in CHINA

Typical "Get Rich or Die Trying"

A Monk / A snatch thief

Even monks need to eat k !

A shoe cleaner.

He is just like a gynaecologists (u can see it but u just can't fuck it)

Married to a rich woman

I forgot to mention that the wife is ugly though.

Construction Workers

Be careful bro !

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Don't know what she work as but it is sure not a good sight !

Showgirl

it was a Lamborghini k, back in the 50's lah !

More Showgirls

Now ! that is a good truck everyone.

I kept the best for last, (this is for the gals out there, that is desperate for money and willing to sacrifice their body for the sake of survival.) is to become a PORNSTAR not a prostitute ! (there is a difference k)

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Poor Guy or Poor Gal ! (I let u decide urself k)

Fishing Village in Penang Island

During my semester break recently, I went back to KL to enjoy my holidays. But guess what happened, when I reached back home my dad told me that he is planning a trip to Penang because we were invited to "family reunion" dinner and a wedding dinner during the weekend. I was like what the HELL, I should had stay back and waited for my family to come to me instead of me going back (I just hate traveling in tour buses and arriving in PUDU).

me waiting for my parents at Pudu.

So without even unloading my bag, I was on the way back to Penang. During the drive back to Penang, my dad came out with an idea to have a 1 day trip to round the Penang island, to be very honest I had never travel to the other side of Penang island even thought I had been staying in Penang for almost 3 years. (was actually very excited about what I am going to find there)

The trip started by us driving to Balik Pulau, on the way there we stopped over at a very small and quiet fishing village.

the small, quiet and sleepy fishing village.

How sleepy ? This sleepy.....

Me and my bro thought that it had used up all it's 9 lives.

the fishing boat anchored right along the shore.

We spend almost an hour at the village taking pics, chit chatting with the local fishermen and my dad stepping on dog shit. (the photos of that shit stepping incident was deleted by my dad for this may ruin his reputation)

Don't know what my brother is looking at ? and the lady sitting there is my mom who is hungry for lunch.

Located close to the shore is a wooden pier. Me and my dad spotted ppl fishing at the jetty so we decided to go and have a look and see whether they caught anything. (me and my dad were hardcore fishing enthusiasts, ONCE ! but after tonnes of religious lecturing from my mom and grandparents, we were force to drop the tackle.)

try imagine this scene at ur own backyard. lucky fishermen!

When we reached the end of the pier, we found that the ppl we were talking about was actually small kids (around the age of 10). Me and my dad approached them and started chit chatting with them, my 1st impression talking to them was how simple minded they were! (not trying to say that they are stupid, instead they were very down to earth and very friendly)

this is the 2 boys fishing at the pier.

their baits, sand earthworms.

their catch ! small fishes that they will kept as pet fish.

After awhile, me and my dad was like challenging the "Tau Kei Chai" (small kids in cantonese) to let us try it out. They agreed ! My dad was the 1st to go and we challenged them to see who can catch a fish the fastest.

My mom knowing that me and my dad was trying to fish, got very angry and decided to walk back to our car and wait for us there. (Ma! I am sorry k, Papa asked me to join wan k)

my mom walking away.

OLD MAN vs "Tau Kei Chai"

After 5 mins, nothing happend !

after 10 mins, nothing happened !

Eventually, the bait was eaten clean by the small fishes and my dad didnt even felt a bite and worst still was that the small boy caught 3 fishes during the competition (it was actually a very embarrassing moment, losing to the small boys).

Me and my dad immediately leave the pier and continue our tour towards batu ferringhi with our pride hitting rock bottom.

The whole morning was actually very well spend and I am sure to go back there and challenge those "Tau Kei Chai" to save my family pride ! And let every of my friends to know that there is still places in Penang Island that is untouch by modern day development which is destroying the environment and heritage of "My Penang Island".

I will definitely be back ! anyone interested to join me can msg me and we can plan a 1 day trip to go round Penang Island.

What does ur car tell about u !

Exam had finished for a long time and my holidays are almost reaching the middle segment and I have not been updating my blog for a very very long time, (lousy internet connection at home that I call "Tmnut" rather then "Tmnet" cause it is seriously bloody hell slow).

When I am back at my hometown, I will be doing nothing whole day, but watched Youtube and play game the whole damn day. And notice that Youtube is seriously a good site to really burn some time. I watched and downloaded a lot clips that I favor.

While I was browsing thru the clips, I came across this clip from "TOP GEAR".


Top Gear is a british TV documentary programme that focused on automotive. The show is hosted by 3 very famous host



and a tame racing driver "The Stig".


The 3 hosts was discussing what car is good and what car is bad. I find it very interesting, because it is like a entertaiment/gameshow/documentary about cars. And I also like how the commentators assault each other with extremely funny quote and phrase.

The best one I manage to grasp was, when Jeremy (one of the loud mouth commentator inside the show) said that " the flashness of ur car is inversely proportional to the size and length of ur penis. " Do u guys know what that means ! It meant that if u got a car that look like this;

Super stretch corvette limosine

Or this,

cars with speakers the size of ur toilet bowl

Or any,

italian super sport car

U had got urself a very SMALL and UNATTRACTIVE penis ! It might be cute thought but everyone prefer it to be a fierce 1 eye monster !

But lucky for me, I am the proud owner of a 12 years old, 660cc 3 cylinder carburetor front wheel drive car, that will require a full 30 seconds to reach 100km/h and a top speed of just 110km/h (That is if u r brave enough to push it there).

My trusty Perodua Kancil !

My car .

The bottom line is, there are no "flashness" in this car at all. Which means that I have a huge vessel park right where it should be. So the next time, if u were to be queuing infront of me and something is bumping ur ass,

I am really SORRY !