McD

Look at the time i post this, it is so early ! For the past few weeks, I had been very busy with my studio assignments and examinations that is draining me from top to bottom ! I didnt sleep well and i didnt eat well ! I was up late most of the night studying, and at some point thinking of wanting to eat MacD !

But do u know that how McD come around ! Let me tell u the story of McDonald. Outrageous Version(Not the the real story just something I make up)

A very long long time ago, a cute little white baby boy was born and was given the name Ronald Mcdonald. He was born into a family that was famous for making fastfood like burgers and milkshakes.

These was his 1st baby pic !

This was him at the age of 3.

Cute ! Yeah ... ! Damn Cute ! Like the AFRO !

Then he continue to grow, and everyday he will be eating burgers, fries and drinking milkshake. At the age of 12 he had become a very fat boy, and ppl start to laughed and mocked him. They even give him a very crude name which is,

They even make him a banner outside school

He was very sad and down during his teenager days and his appetite drop tremendously ! resulting him to lose a lot of weight and he started to gain more friends during his college days. But during that time, those friends of his was all good for nothing friends that involve him with,

Pornography

Outdoor open air fully dressed oral sex !

and the worst, DRUGS ! But at least it will surely make ur happy meal much more happier.

Due to all this negative influences, he dropped out from college and was force out of his fastfood restaurant and living on the street !

Broke and look like crap.

He was so depressed, he decided to take his own life.

But he was saved.

Believing that he was saved because GOD still got duty for him down on earth, so he dropped the idea of killing himself and waited for a sign to show him his faith and destiny.

Then one day, while begging for food on the street, a kind stranger invited him to his restaurant to offer him some food and drinks. People on the street call him " THE KING "

Fast Food Royalty

After tasting the taste of real burgers, McD decided that it is time to straighten things back and go back to his roots which is flipping burgers and reinventing his family restaurant and giving it a new logo. He thought of the golden arches not because his name starts with M and in fact it was this,

Now u know why only they offer milkshake

But soon after he started back filpping burgers, he found very strong competition from another fast food chain which is owned by an old grandpa.

Strong rivalry ! Just like the Reds and the Blues.

McD hate that old man so much, that he eventually decided to,

Get rip of him.

and this was what left of that old man afterwards.

I'm Loving It.