MY FUTURE

U know what, I been thinking a lot about MY FUTURE and I dun see a very bright future for myself. Not because I am not good or I suck at the things I do but it is just that I feel that normal everyday job where u go to ur office 5am in the morning to avoid traffic jams and reach home around 9pm because u got OT just doesn't taste like my cup of tea !

I want to be in a job that is always exciting, get to work with different people every time and the best of all be very satisfied with my job accomplishments ! After giving a thought about what kind of job or career that fulfill the upper criteria, I finally come out with the perfect job that suits my criterion.

And the job is becoming A MALE PORNSTAR ! Definition of A MALE PORNSTAR, is someone who appears in pornographic film, photographs and live show. All they do is just be naked and FUCK all day long! Now that is exciting, first criteria fulfilled !

They get to work with other different people, All the fucking time ! With producer, make-up artist, and especially FEMALE PORNSTARS ! And u know the job will be always satisfying if u know what I mean. (U r getting paid for having no string attached sex, what can be more satisfying then this !)

But from my past experience on porno movies, I found that all the Male actors are all,

Fucking good looking

They got body that is all buildup and tone like an athlete and

they got working tool the size of an bat that can fuck all day long.

But, I am

Not very good looking,

My body is not as tone and built like them, and HELL
i might even have BOOBIES bigger than some of the female pornstars.

And the worst things is

my working tool is like a pen compared to the pornstar's bat ! FUCK......

Finally, I noticed that I might NEVER have a chance to become a pornstar because of my looks, my body and my size, unless I am going to be interested acting in something like this

HELL NO !

But one day, I found some pics online and all my hopes are up again. It is some snapshots of a Japanese Porn Movie and guess what I found ! One of the Male actor looking something like this,

What the fuck ! KNNCCB ! Cibai Tulan !

And the following snapshot even more tulan, it shows him having great fun with the female doctor (Not real doctor, just a female pornstar acting as a doctor, abathen~!).

Female doctor like this only exist in PORN ! Keep Dreaming Pervs !

And by the look of it, his tool is

just a cap compare to mine !

If this ulgy ass face fucker can get himself a role in a porno movie, HELL ! I think I might still have a shot in becoming a pornstar. But after feeling piss off that an ulgy ass face fucker can get sex with such a hotty, I realize that i actually dun want to be a pornstar. And do u want to know why !

It is because the great Outrageous Albert Wu will only sleep (fuck) a gal that he says "I LOVE U" to. And why cares so much about MY FUTURE, as long as I have her by my side.

This is MY FUTURE.

JUST RELAX AND LET IT BE.