How do Transformers reproduce !

Recently me and Kimkim went to watch "Eagle Eye" and i only got 2 words for it ! "Damn Fucking Good" (fucking good is recognized as a word in my vocab, Sorry !)

"Eagle Eye" one of the best movie in 2008

All the actors inside the movie are damn good, especially Shia LaBeouf . He is the new kid on the block, almost all his new movies i gave a very high rating except of course "Indiana" which is, kind of sad case if compared to the older ones.

After watching him that night, i went back home and re watch "Transformer the Movie episode 1" (episode 2 is on the way, with far more cooler Transformers), suddenly something struck me.

Protect or Destroy

All the transformer in the movie talks and acts like a normal human being, they have rank status,they have characteristics & behaviors, they surf world wide web (especially eBay not mudah or lelong, i wander do they read blogs too ?), they bully others, they complaint to their boss,they die, they help friends to get chick, they like to show off, they kill others so that they dun get kill and HELL ! they can also lubricate (urinate in our terms).

But what fascinate me is that if they are so similar to us humans,do they actually reproduce like us too ! Feeling curious and unable to sleep thinking about it. (mainly i was thinking of what kind of sex position they will be doing and how will their sperm looks like !)

Will it be something like this

Guys ! get urself a garage pls !

Or this,

Transformer Orgy Sex that got out of hand

and how will their sperm look like,

Try imagine them wiggling .
U will know what i mean !

So I crawl up from my bed and did some late night research and found a lot of information that only nerds and weirdos can make sense of, because they are the one that think out all this shit.

Lets google it, and see !

google search

I don't even work this hard for my assignments.

Check out what i found,

1. There are actually female transformers. Don't believe click here.
2. They have intimate love relationship exactly like humans.


3. They actually have various methods to reproduce compare to our Primitive and Primate method. Don't believe click here.
4. They do hump and thrust just like us human do! (try imagine the sound they make during orgasm ! vrom, VrooooM , VROOOOMMMMMMMM !)
5. There are no existing Transformer Porn for those that like robotic fetish,
6. They r fictional thus not real,
7. Who cares how the fuck they fuck ! As long as they fight each other, destroy highways & buildings, shoot cannons and sonicwave, make fun of Nokia handphones and,
8. I got to stop wasting my time on this nonsense and get back to SLEEP.

p.s. : Can't wait for the next Transformer movie !